NBA Shenanigans: Soup Throwing, Forgotten Passwords, and Other Things

NBA Shenanigans: Soup Throwing, Forgotten Passwords, and Other Things

We discuss soup throwing, Jimmy Butler logging into Twitter and other things.

We discuss soup throwing, Jimmy Butler logging into Twitter and other things.

This week we had the pleasure of learning that conduct detrimental to the team is soup throwing and Jimmy Butler is bored. The NBA is the best league and there is no question about it. 

James

Our lives are defined by moments. Both these men will remember this on for very different reasons. 

James Harden - MVP Moment:

Wesley Johnson - Should have kept going one way and hope the help was there to pick up the slack

Jimmy Butler

Jimmy Butler is the very best like no one ever was. My fave logged into Twitter after a 2-year hiatus to talk down on the Jazz. I know we usually bash people for using Twitter fingers, but my mans Jimmy is bout that action so I'll let it slide. 

Jimmy B was referring to this play:

Now I am not one to speculate on the toughness of others, but I consider the inventors of the siesta to be a relatively chill folk. So I'm not sure what Ricky would have done had Mr. Teague actually decided to square up with Mr. Rubio. 

The bored Mr. Butler poked fun at his former college teammate:

Jae "No Smoke" Crowder responded:

All I ask is for there to be video if Jimmy pulls up. They're friends so it probably wouldn't happen. I'd at least like a slap boxing video for our trouble. 

Green Ranger 

Athletes, they're not just like us:

I always seem to underestimate the things that athletes can do. I remember being 24 and attempting to do a cartwheel. LOL. Tragic. 

Turnabout is fair play

Soupgate ft. JR Smith

So this happened, and the more important question to #NBATwitter is what kind of soup was thrown?

I heard tortilla soup. Which everyone in Cleveland should throw. Mexican food in Cleveland sounds untrustworthy. I'm also curious as to what this assistant coach said to JR that set him off? One thing comes to mind, "Look for the open man JR." Which is terrible advice, JR should only shoot contested jumpers. 

I've never really had the desire to throw soup. A drink yes, because I keep water on me. Soup? Nope. I'm not one to waste food, especially on people I don't like. If I absolutely had to throw soup I would probably throw a soup that has a lot of chunks in it, to make the clean up harder. 

The Cavs are getting more likable. Yuck. 

NBA X Oscars

So Kobe won an Oscar:

The NBA has solved tanking. Everyone can rest easy. Especially those betters. 

On this weeks edition, Carmelo gives us the perfect example of someone doing just enough. Somedays you just clock in, look busy, while doing absolutely nothing. #FakeHustle

It's bigger than basketball

D. Wade is meeting with the youth involved with the Parkland tragedy and supporting their cause:

        — Kevin Love (@kevinlove) March 6, 2018

This week we had the pleasure of learning that conduct detrimental to the team is soup throwing and Jimmy Butler is bored. The NBA is the best league and there is no question about it. 

James

Our lives are defined by moments. Both these men will remember this on for very different reasons. 

James Harden - MVP Moment:

Wesley Johnson - Should have kept going one way and hope the help was there to pick up the slack

Jimmy Butler

Jimmy Butler is the very best like no one ever was. My fave logged into Twitter after a 2-year hiatus to talk down on the Jazz. I know we usually bash people for using Twitter fingers, but my mans Jimmy is bout that action so I'll let it slide. 

Jimmy B was referring to this play:

Now I am not one to speculate on the toughness of others, but I consider the inventors of the siesta to be a relatively chill folk. So I'm not sure what Ricky would have done had Mr. Teague actually decided to square up with Mr. Rubio. 

The bored Mr. Butler poked fun at his former college teammate:

Jae "No Smoke" Crowder responded:

All I ask is for there to be video if Jimmy pulls up. They're friends so it probably wouldn't happen. I'd at least like a slap boxing video for our trouble. 

Green Ranger 

Athletes, they're not just like us:

I always seem to underestimate the things that athletes can do. I remember being 24 and attempting to do a cartwheel. LOL. Tragic. 

Turnabout is fair play

Soupgate ft. JR Smith

So this happened, and the more important question to #NBATwitter is what kind of soup was thrown?

I heard tortilla soup. Which everyone in Cleveland should throw. Mexican food in Cleveland sounds untrustworthy. I'm also curious as to what this assistant coach said to JR that set him off? One thing comes to mind, "Look for the open man JR." Which is terrible advice, JR should only shoot contested jumpers. 

I've never really had the desire to throw soup. A drink yes, because I keep water on me. Soup? Nope. I'm not one to waste food, especially on people I don't like. If I absolutely had to throw soup I would probably throw a soup that has a lot of chunks in it, to make the clean up harder. 

The Cavs are getting more likable. Yuck. 

NBA X Oscars

So Kobe won an Oscar:

The NBA has solved tanking. Everyone can rest easy. Especially those betters. 

On this weeks edition, Carmelo gives us the perfect example of someone doing just enough. Somedays you just clock in, look busy, while doing absolutely nothing. #FakeHustle

It's bigger than basketball

D. Wade is meeting with the youth involved with the Parkland tragedy and supporting their cause:

        — Kevin Love (@kevinlove) March 6, 2018

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